Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar

Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar

by Kelly Oxford
Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar

Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar

by Kelly Oxford

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Overview

From her beginnings as a wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds, through her spirited adventures watching self-satisfying monkeys, throwing up on Chinese food deliverymen, and stalking Leo DiCaprio, here are the goofy highs and horrifying lows of life as Kelly Oxford.


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780062102232
Publisher: HarperCollins
Publication date: 01/21/2014
Pages: 336
Product dimensions: 6.10(w) x 8.90(h) x 1.00(d)

About the Author

Kelly Oxford, born in Edmonton, Canada, currently lives in Los Angeles with her three children. She is the author of the New York Times bestseller Everything is Perfect When You’re a Liar. You can find her avoiding her book and screen writing on Twitter and Instagram (@kellyoxford). She likes poodles and PBS.

Table of Contents

Introduction ix

Queen of the World or Something 1

She's a Darling, She's a Demon, She's a Lamb 19

Fuck You Forever 37

Tweezers 59

I Peed My Pants and Threw Up on a Chinese Man 77

Work Experience 101 99

Finding Leo 107

The Terrible Horrible 153

How I Met Your Father: When the Children Ask, This Is What I Will Have to Tell Them 177

Life with Harvey 183

The Backup Plan 201

An Open Letter to the Nurse Who Gave Me an Enema Bottle and Told Me to Do It Myself While I Was High on Morphine 227

My Zoo 233

Vegas 243

Frogger 295

Epilogue 315

Acknowledgments 317

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