Table of Contents
Acknowledgments ix
1 Back to School 1
2 I Need a Playroom 11
3 My First Con 23
4 Stealing from a Thief 33
5 Color Changes Everything 47
6 Brick Separation Anxiety 57
7 Pink Skulls 69
8 Everything a Princess Could Wish For 79
9 I Go on a Playdate 89
10 I Give my Wife a Beach House 101
11 The Stranger Side of Building 111
12 A Man and His Museum 121
13 It's Okay, I Work Here 133
14 Becoming a Brickmaster 145
15 Danish Rocky and a Real Star Wars Expert 153
16 A Guest in LEGO's House 165
17 Protectors of the Brand 177
18 Good Luck, Boys, that thing is Heavy 189
19 Building Blind and the Dirty Brickster 199
20 Children Not Included 207
21 Kate the Builder 215
22 You Can Go Home Again 223
23 There is No "I" in LEGO 233
24 Miniland Dad 243
Epilogue 257
Index 263