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Short Erotic Tales (2000)

by Carl East(Favorite Author)

2.86 of 5 Votes: 5

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review 1: Hoo boy. Well, it is written by a man, and the stories I think really are more for men than women. Though having said that my husband read a few pages over my shoulder and laughed, so maybe I don't know who this was written for?Plots were very thin on all of them, in fact they read a bit like a bad porno. No substance to any of them (except maybe the first one, but even that was graphic). I'm not sure how or why this is #2 on Smashwords... it really isn't that great.
review 2: Okay, I've decided to give up on this very entertaining book. I will just decide that I do not care for erotica. Mostly, I just want to laugh my ass off the whole time--it is so silly. Especially since reading about sex between characters I do not know or like is not at all, well, erotic ... moreto me. This book is written by a man, and maybe I should try another women's erotica book before I give up, but I doubt I will. It would have to have a whole lot of story. This one didn't. Mostly, there was a lot of f/m/f threesomes, the same words and phrases repeated in each sex scene, all of which were pretty much identical aside from maybe which position or how many women were invovled. It read like a 16-year-old boy's fantasy, with lots of threesomes and blowjobs by women who are just dying to have a guy blow all over their faces. I died laughing. Very basic and uncreative. It read sort of like the script for bad porn. And this guy has tons of books out, so I hope no one is paying for them, because I'd feel sorry for anyone who spent money on this. If this guy IS making money, I hope he soon buys a guide to women's anatomy so he'll learn that women have more than three body parts.The grammar and punctuation were atrocious, too. That did not help. Somehow I almost made it to the halfway mark, mostly because I was determined to finish the second story, which dragged on and on with basically the same scenes repeated time and again only with different people starring. I got bored, but I kept trying because the writing is so simple and elementary that I could read a good chunk in five minutes. However, I am just way too bored to finish, and I don't give a crap what happens at the end of the second story, so I am hearby abandoning this book at a point that I think is right before the 'climax' of the second story. It's just not interesting enough to keep me interested. I'd recommend to anyone who wants a good eye-rolling laugh. less

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