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The Dildo In The Kitchen Drawer - A Short Story Of Jealousy And Slippery Fingers (2000)

by Clare Ashton(Favorite Author)

3.95 of 5 Votes: 4

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review 1: rating: 4/5o.O Melodramatically hilarious! Loved it!So, the girlfriend, Cat, hides a package in a kitchen drawer. Curious and jealous, our heroine tries to take a peek and, well, things get a little (meaning a lot) out of control. Honestly, I think this is the greatest adventure a dildo has ever had... The one drawback is that it is too damn short. I was chuckling the whole time, but I wished there was more.
review 2: When Beth discovers her Girlfriend Cat has had a plain square parcel delivered, she can’t help but be curious. It can’t possibly be books. After all, why would Cat frantically hide books from her?So, Beth being Beth has to investigate the contents of the parcel in the kitchen drawer. Her findings set off a whole chain of hilarious events.This... more is a whacky, zany, hilarious short story with Clare Ashton’s wicked sense of humor shining through on every page. I say wicked, because I’m not sure if I’m going to forgive her for naming the dog Terry! But I digress. Although the story is short, it is crammed full to the brim with great scenarios and lovable fully formed characters, including the naughty dog and his antics. His owner, Mrs Smedley needs a medal for putting up with him. Look out for the gorgons too. This story also shows how jealousy can eat up a person and make them act in an uncharacteristic way, or maybe in Beth’s case, not so uncharacteristic, but even more eccentric than usual. If you only buy one short story, make it this one. I’ve read it twice now and I’ve put it in my favorite’s folder to re-read when in need of a good laugh. less

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