Lolol, from a draft I started in June: “Omfg, I AM actually just getting to my New Years post in June. I’m a goddamn psychic. Or, I just know my own procrastination too well.” It turns out, I don’t know my procrastination at all – it far exceeds that of my wildest imagination.
(Also FYI, during the writing of the above 2 sentences, I managed to spill my lunch all over my Surface Pro, its keyboard, my lap, the couch, and the floor. Classic Kelly moment. Why. Am. I. Like. This.
