Rate this book

Cannibal Fat Camp (2013)

by Mark C. Scioneaux(Favorite Author)

3.91 of 5 Votes: 2

ISBN

1482717646 (ISBN13: 9781482717648)

languge

English

genre

Horror

publisher

Strangehouse Books

review 1: this one is for nikki, let's see if I can't hang with the cool kids. there are spoilers, and probably typos since I am typing it on my phone. enjoy.Miles was overweightHe had some pounds to spareHe ate to ease the painWhen daddy wasnt thereHe stole the children's lunchesAt his private schoolThen fell and showed his ballsThey thought he was a foolAbout to be expelledSomething must be doneHis parents got togetherTo talk about their sonHe went to see a doctor, And the doctor saidThe problem miles hasIs all up in his headHe told them about a placewhere rich kids can lose some weightA summer camp called tum tumIt sounded pretty greatHe flew out in a chopperAnd made some friends out thereA psychopath named CharlesAnd Jenny running bearThe first day was kind of roughHe doubte... mored himself insideThen the counsel's drank, some tainted shakeAnd every one of them diedThey quickly raided the fridgeAnd ate the food supplyWith nothing left to devoureThey felt hopeless enough to cryBut Charles took controlAnd promised them fresh meatHe killed a kid named TommyWho turned out to be quite a treatJenny was disgustedSo she ran a wayWhile they had a fat kid orgyMiles choose to stayThey ate a few more kidsThe weakest of the bunchBut still they searched for JennyTo make her into lunchOne night she came to milesAnd Charles caught her thenMiles tried to save herBut they killed her with a javelinAnd locked miles in the freezerWhile Charles cooked her on a spitMiles piged out on some frozen campersOnce his mind snapped that was itFinally help arrivedThe details are kind of lightBut we know miles survivedTo eat flesh another night.
review 2: From my AMAZON review..The cover of this book is great, an obvious homage to GARBAGE PAIL KIDS, and it delivers on the image. It really delivers. If you want some gory, hilarious fun, pick this up. The cover really says it all. And as a chubby guy, the fat humor is luckily done in a way that doesn't really offend, but celebrates in a black humor way. I strangely got hungry often while reading the book.The best part about CANNIBAL FAT CAMP is the prose and structure of the narrative. Clever devices like forms, letters, and reports help deliver the story in a fresh, hip way. With a huge amount of buildup, we don't see any deaths until 1/3 the way through, which is a huge strength here. There is nothing supernatural about FAT CAMP, it could realistically happen, and the deliberate pace and build up form a real world around the reader. The writing on display here is really wonderful.It feels mildly like a love-letter to William Golding's LORD OF THE FLIES, but never overtly so. It definitely has its own unique vision, ad the tale is told in a confident way. By virtue of the name alone, you get the idea that CANNIBAL FAT CAMP will eventually have some campers dying, and probably going insane. This delivers.Camp Tum Tum is an exclusive weight loss camp for the rich and famous parents of the world (to send their kids too). It is on a deserted desert island, that, after you again read the title, you as the reader will "gulp" when you realize how remote it is. You know carnage is coming! FAT CAMP uses the simple one two set up. Step one, they set you up with a great backdrop for the story. Step two, they knock it out of the park and deliver all the gore and madness you would expect from a cover/title like this!Add in a killer ending, and I give this 5/5 burgers with cheese and onion. Hold the veggies. less

Download links for: Cannibal Fat Camp

Advertising