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Conquering The Dark Axe (2012)

by Amber Dane(Favorite Author)
3.73 of 5 Votes: 5
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Amber Dane
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The Northern Knights
review 1: There's nothing wrong with a little smut now and then, and so when I found this book on a friend's Kindle during my miserable week at home sick with the flu, it seemed like the thing to do. This may be the funniest not-meant-to-be-funny book I've ever read. I can only assume this was self-published at the first-draft stage and without the benefit of spell check. I almost want to recommend this to people just to share some laughs. The author clearly has some favorite adjectives which she has no qualms about using liberally-- I must have chuckled over the heartthrob's "leonine" hair at least a dozen times, and it's not a long book. And then there's the dialogue...I'm not sure whether it's funnier when the author attempts a medieval Saxon dialect or when she reverts back to a... more modern dialect mid-conversation. Nay, the book twas too wack to be taken seriously.
review 2: I can't believe I downloaded this book, and even more incredible is the fact I liked it.Cheesy self-pub cover.Cheesy title - "conquering the Dark Axe"?!But it was really good!It reminded me of the bodice rippers from the early 80's that I read as a teen,As you can guess from the title "Dark Axe", the hero is an Uber Alpha male Medieval warrior.He has been hurt in love, and now is pretty mean and nasty,I cringed at some of the things he did to our poor heroine- locked her in room, chained her to the bed, and semi-raped her.This book is not for the faint hearted.I really liked that the heroine is not a stereotypical gorgeous damsel in distress type character.Cheap on Kindle, and totally worth it if ur in the mood for trashy romance. less
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EYADlfc
Did not want the story to end. A great read. Looking forward to more of your books.
DEEPAK
Fantastic book.
iceblue
3,5 stars
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