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Kindle Bible (KJV With Apocrypha) (2000)

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review 1: It's no Twilight. Then again the movie versions of this book are better. Minus two stars for Deuteronomy (really drags the story down), the blatantly obvious Christ figure, poor foreshadowing, and the inexplicable lack of Voldemort.This book was ghostwritten by Shakespeare, so I really expected more intrigue and obscure words for "chicken". The unicorns were a nice touch, though.SPOILERS:* Jesus dies.* Final chapter scary as hell. I think there's a dragon or maybe it's a lamb disguised as one? I don't know but it gave me nightmares. Michael Bay should make a horror movie out of this chapter. Maybe Sigur Ros could do the score?* God is kind of a jerk!
review 2: I'm not a religious person, however I appreciate the value of this book - if not in moral terms, then ... morein academic ones. The large number of reviews commenting on the 'inconsistent narrator, poorly developed plot lines and two dimensional characters' are so appalling.. I've previously been embarrassed by the ignorance of my peers on this matter, but to see it coming from hilarious (!) adults is just sad, really. The Bible - particularly the Old Testament - is a wonderful example of early literature. It's a brilliant story book.. and after all, isn't that what this site is about? less

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