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The Wingman Chronicles (2012)

by James Holeva(Favorite Author)

4.15 of 5 Votes: 1

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English

genre

Mystery & Thriller

publisher

Dirty Kid Productions

review 1: Hmmm...Where to start...James' parents must be so proud of him! I hope that surely the James in this book is a fictional alter ego cause OMG James the Wingman has a freaking ego!I heard all the hype promoting this book and I befriended James on Facebook. I get his humor...and I admit I freaking love it. There were two chapters in the book that I believe are real, the rest soooo have to be embellished because how the F@$K James gets away with the crap he does in this book is beyond me...he conveniently left out any scenes where a jealous husband or boyfriend punched him out for screwing their wife/girlfriend.I am pretty sure James is a good guy, and he is capable of feeling for someone other than himself, but you soooo need to read this book with an open mind. A sense of hu... moremor is required cause there is a lot of tongue in cheek humor throughout the story - James I said "Tongue" not "Cock" okay!I am not sure of the exact target audience - I am pretty sure most hot blooded testosterone fueled men would enjoy James' "story" (I am sure majority is fictional!) but if you are a woman who is hard to offend and have got a pervey mind then you will enjoy this read! I am both so I was humored by this hilarious, crass memoir (More like James' fantasy played out in a book!!) Give this book a go...No it is not 50 Shades...More along the lines of politically incorrect Porky's - if you are old enough to remember Porky's then you will definitely enjoy this book!
review 2: *MY REVIEW***** 5 “RAW, RAUNCHY & HYSTERICAL” STARSI read The Wingman Chronicles awhile ago, but was reminded how much I loved it when a friend mentioned this book to me…so I read it again. And honestly, I laughed even harder the second time. This book is a quick read and will leave you sated…most likely because you masturbated during one of the many hot sex scenes. Just kidding… Well, sorta. James Holeva tells about his many sexual escapades and somehow manages to do this in both a ridiculously hot and unbelievable funny manner. The guy is a fucking comedian..no really he is. I hope to see one of his shows in person in the near future. This book is not only hilarious, but will also teach you some real life lessons. Lessons on threesomes, how to really work things through with your therapist, how to be respectful to woman when they ask…and then go back to calling them daddy’s little whore when they demand it upon fucking, and most importantly, how to make a girl feel like a real live Prom Queen.The Wingman Chronicles is a raw, dirty, and in-your-face sexually raunchy read. I freakin’ loved it! For some reason, this book has been compared to Fifty Shades of Grey. Do not buy this book expecting FSOG! Buy this book, because you want a quick read that is hysterical and highly entertaining. I know this isn’t the usual book I review, but this book deserves a fucking spotlight. If you’re kinda prudish and not into threesomes or being called a dirty cum slut…then this probably isn’t the book for you. If you tend to get offended easily by raunchy humor…don’t buy this book. But, I bet your boyfriend or husband would love this hot, raunchy, dirty, laugh-your-ass-off hilarious book! Most men would love the hell out of this book.“Let me be your slave,” she said.“What does that mean?”“It means whatever you want.”“Works for me.”I always highlight quotes I love as I read a novel. Well I stopped about 13% into The Wingman Chronicles, because I literally had 95% of the lines highlighted. James Holeva is one hilarious asshole. James Holeva, I am a fangirl of yours, and I promise you…cousin or not…we would have finished that shit in the coatroom at your grandpa’s funeral. I would have finished fucking you in his honor, like any respectable dirty cum slut. May he rest in peace.Some people have compared this book to Tucker Max…Well, James Holeva is 1000 times better. He is my new favorite comedian and makes Tucker Max look like a douchey-midget fucking-frat guy. Thank you James Holeva for showing the world how to make a girl feel special. You’re a saint for muff diving on that cougar for hours and in my opinion, that is just one example of the selfless gentleman that you truly are. You my friend, are the answer to world peace…one orgasm at a time. Y’all know when I REALLY love a book I tend to profess my undying love and sometimes, if I REALLY REALLY love a book I even profess my vagina…I’m going to do it…I’m going to profess my vagina to James Holeva and his hard eight. This guy has some mad sex skills and his always-entertaining comedic commentary had me laughing my ass off. Go read The Wingman Chronicles! It’s fucking hilarious! less

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