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Au Secours ! Un Ours Est En Train De Me Manger ! (LES INSENSES) (2014)

by Mykle Hansen(Favorite Author)

3.54 of 5 Votes: 2

languge

English

genre

Horror

publisher

Editions Wombat

review 1: This book is irreverent, vile, gross and absolutely hysterical. Do not read it in bed with your partner trying to sleep next to you... they will be awakened either by you falling off the bed laughing, or by you poking them in the side saying, 'just listen to this part!' as you proceed to read them a paragraph that will have both of you rolling around on the floor holding your crotch to keep from peeing yourselves.”
review 2: Mykle Hansen you crazy bastard! Your book is fantastic!After much waiting for my copy of Help! A bear is eating me I finally, FINALLY obtained this masterpiece? Right off the bat you're introduced to Marv Pushkin, a self-absorbed, egocentric, women abusing, down right dirty asshole that no one would EVER want to be friends with. Luckly, y... moreou find him trapped under his Range Rover ( Yes!);this makes things even better for those of you who enjoy a bit of schadenfreude in your stories. Marv's foot is currently being eaten by a mid-sized Alaskan Bear that is none too pleased that this douchebag has made his way on to his property. Even so, we find Marv bitching and moaning about why Image Team (his Marketing's firm team, headed by Marv to learn about team building techniques)hasn't found help for poor little Marv, the last of the Pushkins. The story continues this way throughout it's entirety, while at some points the reader is taken off the main tracks which leads to well placed surprises. There is a certain point where you think one thing, and it turns out completely different. Good story telling.As I read through Help! A Bear is eating me I couldn't but think if Marv is this kind of guy, does that mean that Mykle Hansen the author is like this? So I checked out his website and..... well, yes I can see where all the absurdity comes from. I like it. I won't lie, I enjoyed how Marv would speak to Mr. Bear and ask him inane questions, and how the story would sometimes lose itself in itself.Overall I am happy that I got a chance to experience Help! A Bear is eating me because now I know that if you have a silly idea, kind of like this one, I know now that anything is possible. (Great, now he will probably make a sequel to it, Ha!)This book is not for everyone, only people with open minds and who are seriously NOT politically correct; seriously, don't think that you are and than read through some of it and get all super pissy at the author for the subject matter. Bizzaro fiction is supposed to be this way. A new favorite genre for me, I am happy to say. less

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