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Red Carpet Suicide: A Survival Guide On Keeping Up With The Hiltons (2009)

by Pérez Hilton(Favorite Author)

2.92 of 5 Votes: 5

ISBN

045122521X (ISBN13: 9780451225214)

languge

English

genre

History & Biography

publisher

Celebra Hardcover

review 1: I bought this book because it was $2.99. Also, i saw Red Carpet Suicide and thought “hmmm..maybe some good gossip on these douchebag celebs and the stupid things they have done”. Fuckery! Its a satire of how to become a “Hilton”: things like being anorexic and getting dui’s. This book was total horseshit and i just know that Perez thought this shit was just hysterical. A room full of terminal cancer patients is funnier than this “book”. Perez is an unfunny, unoriginal shitbag.FINAL REVIEWBuy this book, open it, take a shit in it, and then return it. If the store wont accept it, just let them know you made it better.
review 2: I love this book it is very funny but kind of inappropriate. This book is about every hollywood Hilton heiress and rockstar... more wanna be's. He uses raunchy humor and bullies every known socialite, he cuts on everyone from Brittany Spears to George Bush. He keeps up with whos on what drugs they use and what they get in trouble for. If you have a problem and walk on the red carpet believe Perezz will be up to no good and will find you. He says whos on what diet and how they do it. He smells scandale from a mile away. Even the Micky Mouse club isnt safe from him. less

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