Chris Evans. He’s a big star nowadays.
He’s known for a variety of roles. He played Johnny Storm (AKA The Human Torch) in the Fantastic Four films, he plays Captain ‘Merica in a bevy of Marvel films, and he plays Chris Evans off of the radio and tele for the BBC.
But you know what, Chris? You can’t have all the good roles. You can’t be Johnny Storm, Captain ‘Merica, and a BBC 2 radio DJ. You have to pick one. It’s not fair.
Maybe there’s some other actor out there who wants to play a patriotic superhero with a magnetic (is it magnetic? I think it is? Couldn’t the bad guys just stop it with a big magnet? That’s a shit weapon) shield.
And maybe there’s someone else who wants to play a human torch in 2004 (I’m guessing, I don’t know. Sounds right to me, give or take a year.) I know they rebooted it and recast the role but I’m talking about the old ones. I think he should let someone else play the role. He did a great job but stop hogging it, let someone else give it a go.
And I’m sure there’s plenty of actors out there who want to play an annoying and for some reason extremely well paid radio DJ, he’s not even that good. I prefer the work of Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge. He’s much funnier. I just don’t get what Chris is going for. I get that he normally plays winners and wanted to play an obvious loser like Chris Evans radio DJ but he’s loaded now so he’s winning so I don’t get it and it makes me mad. Please stop.
Please choose one of these roles and drop the other two. You selfish bastard.
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