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Always Remember To Tip Your Ninja: And Other Maxims For The Clinically Absurd (2011)

by Jeremy C. Shipp(Favorite Author)

3.43 of 5 Votes: 1

ISBN

0013369709 (ISBN13: 2940013369702)

languge

English

genre

Humor

publisher

Attic Clown Press

review 1: For this particular book I thought it would be fitting to pick out my top 10 favorite absurd maxims to give you a little taste of what is inside this hilarious piece by the always amazing (and bizarre) Jeremy C. Shipp. So without further ado, here's my top 10 in reverse order:10. If you wake up and smell the coffee, you need to find out who broke into your house.9. Rubber chicken soup is beneficial for the clown's soul.8. Juggling babies is almost always wrong.7. You can tell a lot about a person by what he screams in his sleep.6. Evil twins are people too.5. The best part about being in a pickle is eating your way out.4. If you're feeling stressed out, take a deep breath, close your eyes, and imagine a world without the Star Wars prequels.3. Imitation is the sincerest for... morem of copyright infringement.2. Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. But leave the mimes out in the cold where they belong.1. Kill zombies for the rush, but eat their brains for the irony.As with everything Jeremy C. Shipp has written I loved this piece. It was short but loaded with hilarity and just what I needed to perk me up today. I definitely recommend it!Rating 4/5
review 2: Not what I expected. well I thought it came with a short story or two as well. But definitely made me say Mr. Shipp is one that flew way over the cuckoo's nest.A few of my favorites words of wisdom or what you want to call em.An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you throw it hard enough.Talking toilets have potty mouths.Those who live in glass houses, shouldn't do nude yoga.Don't raise an army of flying monkeys unless you're a fan of flying poop. less

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