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Text Order Bride (2000)

by Kirsten Osbourne(Favorite Author)

2.92 of 5 Votes: 1

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review 1: Complete waste of my time, and this book tops my list of “Why You Should Never Get Free Books on Amazon.”Absolutely ridiculous and unreal. Amanda, who is 6'2", cannot find a man tall enough for her. Has this woman never heard of basketball players? Seriously.And of course, comes this man, Jason, who is taller than her (6'6") and whoopee-they click! They get married, with his intention of her losing her virginity to him.
review 2: Full review removed as Goodreads does not deserve my (free) reviews. The short version was this story had a horrible writing technique, had an idiotic main character with no spine (ASKING to go to the bathroom before sex?????) and an author with an appalling lack of understanding of female anatomy. The book had a rewrite, things... more got better, but the hymen was still in the wrong place. The star rating given reflects my opinion within ‘the official goodreads rating system’.1 star: Didn’t Like it2 stars: It’s Okay3 stars: Liked it4 stars: Really Liked it5 stars: It Was AmazingI don’t really give a rat-fuck that there are some who think I ‘owe’ an explanation for my opinion. Nope, nada, and not sorry about it.Sometimes I may add notes to explain what my opinions are based on, and sometimes I don’t. I do this for me, on my books, in my library and I don’t ‘owe’ any special snowflakes a thing. Fuck off if you don’t like it and stop reading my shit.Particularly given the ‘modifications’ to reader’s personal content going on (and outright censorship), unless particularly motivated I will not comment in detail. It would help if GR was forthcoming in the new ‘appropriate’ and would make a site-wide announcement delineating the new focus from a reader-centric site to one that is now for authors and selling. less

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