My partner is one of those people I tend to envy. He can say anything, things I wouldn’t dare say, things I can’t say with a straight face, things most people couldn’t or wouldn’t try to pull off.
And he’ll say it with the straightest of faces, that deadpan look. He can pull off anything. He has no qualms, no self-consciousness, and very likely, no soul (kidding about the last one).
