All married couples encounter problems. It doesn’t matter whether you’re rich or poor. Alive or the living dead.
Mealtimes can be especially problematic for some couples. There’s only so many ways to serve human brains before you start to get bored. It’s no one’s fault. It’s just a fact of undead life. So listen, Bruce! Your zombie wife Beth is doing the best that she can. It’s not that eas!
Either shut the fuck up and eat your brains or come up with your own god damn meal plan douch bag!
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