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Bill The Vampire (2012)

by Rick Gualtieri(Favorite Author)

3.93 of 5 Votes: 2

languge

English

genre

Horror

publisher

Wayman Publishing

series

The Tome of Bill

review 1: I enjoyed this book. Take a nerdy dude, and turn him into a vampire.I appreciated that the author didn't have him suddenly morph into some gorgeous man and left him the dorky dude he really was/is.After everything was said and done, I think I will read the next book in this series. It was an easy read and it was interesting. The one that really stole the show was Sally. She was really Bill's greatest asset.I don't know what else to say without giving something away...So, lets just go with this...This was a different take on an old story and it was refreshing and fun. Worth the read.
review 2: Bill The Vampire is the first in Author Rick Gualtieri’s Supernatural Comedy series The Tome of Bill, setting the stage for newly turned nerd vampire Bill.Before I begin... more this review, I have to say this… THIS WAS THE GREATEST VAMPIRE NOVEL I HAVE EVER READ! With the influx of vampire stories lurking around, this was the perfect counter. If this doesn’t get turned into a movie I will give up on Hollywood forever.Bill Ryder is a video game programmer, spending his days playing games (video, board, and role-playing) and trying to think of ways to get laid. He lives with his two friends Ed and Tom, who are both as equally nerdy and excited at the prospect of having a live vampire as a friend. Their interactions were absolutely perfect, reminding me greatly of me and my own friends. I related to those scenes very well, and I laughed out loud more than once while reading.After being turned as a part of a game a coven of vampires in SoHo were playing, Bill discovers that he’s a legendary type of vampire that can resist being compelled by the older vampires. He uses this to his advantage, scaring the other, meatier members of his coven to ensure his own safety as a fish in a tank of sharks.His arsenal includes his roommates, a sexy vampire vixen who loathes him, and the ultimate defense against just about anything: a smartass mouth.In honesty, I was a little apprehensive while going into this novel. I had read a few vampire satires in the past and, although they could elicit a few laughs here and there, they just couldn’t do it for me. But Bill The Vampire hits the mark with precision. I was captured almost instantly after starting, and only put it down for extreme situations – during which I would itch to get back to reading. By the time I was done reading I thought I’d have to massage my facial muscles out of their near-permanent smile.Bill The Vampire was a fantastic read! I can’t say it enough. I plan to snatch the next book IMMEDIATELY. less

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