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Fifty Shades Of Grey (2011)

by E.L. James(Favorite Author)
3.11 of 5 Votes: 10
1612130291 (ISBN13: 9781612130293)
Fifty Shades
review 1: Made it almost half way. I really don't get the fascination with this book. Expected some kind of erotic something and somewhat cheesy for sure but this is beyond anything I could have imagined...The main male character is a billionaire who speaks fluent French, is basically a concert level pianist, is a fully trained pilot, is athletic, drop dead gorgeous, tall and built perfectly with an enormous penis. In addition, he's not only self made but is using his money to combat world hunger. Oh yeah, and all of this at the ripe old age of 26! And on top of that, he's never working. Every second is spent having sex or texting and emailing the female character.Then come the sex scenes. The first one is tolerable but as she goes on, they become so unbelievable that it becomes mor... moree laughable than erotic. She orgasms at the drop of a hat. He says her name and she orgasms. He simply touches her or looks at her and she orgasms. It seems that she's climaxing on every page.Oh! And he's into BDSM and wants her to sign a contract with him to be his Submissive. I'm sure she will and she'll enjoy it too and then they'll become a perfect power couple and eventually get married or something stupid like it...
review 2: If I can give a minus rating I would. Some of the worst writing I have ever read. The only reason I ever read it was because I was on a road trip with people I didn't like. I needed the distraction, and it was the only book on my iPad at the time.Not only is it atrocious writing, the trilogy has managed to deeply offend the BDSM community -that should be, by definition, pretty thick skinned. less
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What a horrible mindless piece of crap. Yowza.
good romance skipped through theyou know...
i could not possibly rate this..
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