It’s All About Jax

Vanderpump Rules – Season 6 Episode 1 – Masquerade

Jax Jax Jax.  Jax Jax Jax. (Jason. Actually.)

Who ever knows with this dude?  He is a charasmatic psychopath who has found his come up in life.  Bravo TV.  Mediocre actor, mediocre bartender but EXCELLENT reality tv character.

This season begins with Lisa setting up the conversation that Jax has been faithful to Brittany for two years.  My conspiracy theory is that Max created this story line to give Faith some camera time after he used her a few seasons ago when he was hopped up on pain pills. Ok probably not.

I like the storyline of TomTom bar being opened.  This should be fun and exciting.  I can’t believe they have to invest $100K.  Hopefully Lisa gives them their fair share back.

One thing that keeps me coming back to Vanderpump Rules is how they all live in shitty Los Angeles one bedroom apartments that don’t have A/C.  I seriously love it.  When they all upgrade to central air with functioning electrical work I will miss the hilarity.

Skinny Scheana is divorced and fighting with Katie.  This episode is a buildup to Scheana’s masquerade party which Katie and Stassi are not invited to.  James Kennedy is still with Raquel. Lisa pretends to be pissed at the Tom’s for their negative energy and rethink their bar deal.

Brittany gets confused as to who Jax really is which must be frightening.  They moved down the hall from Tom and Katie.  Tom is going to the party that his wife was uninvited to.  How sweet.

Now onto this Jax/Faith cheating rumor.  Well it isn’t a rumor because Faith said it happened.  In front of a sleeping 95 yr old woman.  That cannot be made up. Jax and his cocaine glare on are point in this scene.  Brittany run far away fast!

We will see what this season throws our way!

Jezebel

 

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