globe leather los angered size 12 (kits)![]()
Free plus art bin few paints and small center speaker panasonic. No time for questions answered. Either take them or dont. Today only. Must take all three items.
Counselor: How long have you been feeling this anger towards shoes?
Sparky: It’s not the shoes! It’s the leather! And the paints! And the questions! Why won’t they just take the stuff and leave me alone?
Counselor: When did you first feel this anger?
Sparky: When I bought the shoes. They were kits, and I didn’t read the instructions. I tried to paint to forget about it, and listened to calming music, but it all just made me remember how bad the shoes were! TAKE THEM OR DONT!
Counselor: Take a deep breath and remember the shoes can’t hurt you —
Sparky: Can’t hurt me? It’s too late! I have corns and hammer toe and plantar fascitis! It sucks.
Counselor: I’m sorry, our time is up for today. Do you want another appointment?
Sparky: Oh. Yes, thank you. I feel much better. Same time next week?
Dr. NinjaChow, we all appreciate your hard work in keeping the Sparkies calm and settled. No questions asked.
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