Write Facebook status updates for the year 2017.
- We are doomed.
- #Hotmess2017
- What month is it again?
- Countdown to 2018 has begun
- Is anyone else watching this show? I need to talk to someone about it.
- That’s something I never imagined. I’m getting published!
- I’m pregnant!
- Fuck everyone, you’re all pissing me off.
