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Pirate Dave And His Randy Adventures (2013)

by Robyn Peterman(Favorite Author)

3.52 of 5 Votes: 4

languge

English

genre

Paranormal Fantasy

publisher

Smashwords Edition

review 1: A YO HO HA HA HA of a story If you have not read How Hard Can It Be yet, please do so before reading this book. Why you ask? Well! This story is actually the same story that Rena wrote in HHCIB, nicely finished up by Robyn herself at the request of her fans. This spoof has everything in it that should ruin an evil author’s career – guaranteed! WOW! Where to start with this one?!?! The stuff that goes on in this one is so over the top hilarious it does deserve its own book! Pirate Dave is a time traveling vampire warlock with ED, he has Laverne & Shirley who are conjoined twins as his lover/lovers? and oh so many other points/situations/people that you really do have to just go with it! Just make sure that you are not eating or drinking while reading this book,... more nor should you be reading this in a public place - people will think you are crazy and get you locked up you will be laughing so insanely!!! As with any Robyn Peterman book, you need to have a change of pants because I guarantee that you will pee yourself laughing – this one even more so!!!
review 2: This story came about when fans of “How Hard Can It Be” begged the author to give them the full novella used in that book where a writer steals other people’s ideas. To destroy that author’s career, she is provided a perfectly disgusting, outrageous tale about the only Time-Traveling Vampire Warlock in existence who is also a pirate, and his rather large, seemingly never satisfied appendage.So yes, this novella is purposely disgusting – it certainly won’t win any literary awards. But OMIGOD, it’s funny! Everything is exaggerated and over the top including swearing, the comic thesaurus-inspired descriptions of body parts and a hero that’s just, well, ewwww.Definitely written for an adult audience. The first three chapters of How Hard Can It Be are included at the back of the book. less

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