Bede’s Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon #49: Nothing But Trouble

Hey everyone! Welcome to the 49th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. I’m so very sorry for the lateness on this edition. I was hoping to have this one online either late June as I was originally planned but the pass weeks have pretty busy in both my work and personal life that I didn’t get a chance to do it until now. As you already know last month here on SuperMarcey.com, I posted up poll with three bad horror movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. For this 49th instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… NOTHING BUT TROUBLE! Is this without a doubt one of the worst comedies ever made? How did Dan Aykroyd to get everyone involved with this piece of crap? ? Read on and find out! Enjoy!

Bede @BedeJermyn

I know I’ve said this many times before but I’m going to say it again, is it too late for me to *not* watch this film? #NothingButTrouble

Oh, man. How can so many talented actors at the height of their careers in the early ’90s be involved with this film? #NothingButTrouble

Oh, Dan Aykroyd. You’re such a funny and talented guy. Why did you make this your directorial debut? #NothingButTrouble

Oh. It was based on a story that made up by your brother Peter? Well, I know who else to blame for this film. #NothingButTrouble

Ahhh… Why is Chevy Chase talking like Humphrey Bogart? #NothingButTrouble

Hello Demi Moore *re-ow* #NothingButTrouble

“Thanks for the espresso maker! And the bag of shit” Chevy! That’s a very nasty thing to say about this film. #NothingButTrouble

Who really these two weird people hanging around Chase? Are they a couple? Brother and sister? Cousins? I’m confused. #NothingButTrouble

Yep, it’s official. Only Demi Moore can pull of the tall short hair look. #NothingButTrouble

So many sunglasses in the film. #NothingButTrouble

I like how the archive footage for green screen in the driving scenes is definitely from the exterior scenes of the car. #NothingButTrouble

Oh, man. The sets they used for the town that Chase and the gang passed through look so bad and cheap. #NothingButTrouble

Oh, so Chase’s Brazilian friends are actually brother and sister. Even with that confirmed, I’m still confused. #NothingButTrouble

Well, this police chase has completely out of nowhere. #NothingButTrouble

*Sigh* I miss John Candy. Comedies have never been same without him. #NothingButTrouble

Seriously, everyone in this film is wearing sun glasses. It’s weird. #NothingButTrouble

I have a feeling Aykroyd saw THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE and thought, “I want to make a film like that but way crappier” #NothingButTrouble

I swear the set design they used for Dan Aykroyd’s character’s house is the exact same one from ERNEST SCARED STUPID. #NothingButTrouble

Yeah…I think if a cop took me to a house that looked as creepy and messy as this one, I’d get the hell out of there. #NothingButTrouble

Yep. Not creepy at all. #NothingButTrouble

OMG! Dan Aykroyd’s prosthetic make up work in this film is absolutely terrifying! Seriously, it’s horrible. #NothingButTrouble

I honestly think that Aykroyd based his performance on both Foghorn Leghorn and Grandpa Simpson. #NothingButTrouble

Oh, hi Daniel Baldwin! I suppose it wouldn’t be a film from the ’90s if a Baldwin brother wasn’t in it somewhere. #NothingButTrouble

Oh, geez! John Candy is a cop who’s packing some seriously heat with that Uzi. #NothingButTrouble

Yeah… Daniel Baldwin and his friends are totally going to be killed. #NothingButTrouble

“Mister Bonestripper”? Yeah, that’s a bad name to have for a rollercoaster. #NothingButTrouble

Holy shit! I know Daniel Baldwin and his friends were horrible but that was a horrifying way for them to go out. #NothingButTrouble

Wait, hold the phone! Besides playing the cop, John Candy also plays the character’s twin sister?! This is just bizarre. #NothingButTrouble

Aykroyd, Chase, Moore and the gang are having hot dogs for dinner and they are ugliest looking ones I have ever seen. #NothingButTrouble

Stop it! Stop it, movie! I don’t want to see Aykroyd eat a hot dog that way! That’s bloody disgusting! It’s wrong on so many levels! #NothingButTrouble

Fun fact: Ant-Man and Yellow Jacket are actually fighting on that toy train set that’s circling around the dinner table. #NothingButTrouble

Fausto & Renaldo definitely made the right choice to escape. I would too if I was starring in this film. #NothingButTrouble

Yeah… Chevy Chase & Demi Moore have the romantic chemistry of oil and water. #NothingButTrouble

Ahhh… This film is meant to be comedy, right? #NothingButTrouble

This film also builds itself as a horror film but honestly, it’s scary for all the wrong reasons. #NothingButTrouble

Wait, hold the phone! Aykroyd’s character is responsible for the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa?! Wow… #NothingButTrouble

Oh, geez. Demi’s fall from that slide must have hurt like a mother. #NothingButTrouble

OMG! Aykroyd’s hair is really a wig and his nose is actually a fake one! How they show the latter is disturbing! #NothingButTrouble

Oh, great. Aykroyd also has a wooded leg as well. The character is just parts of different people, isn’t he? #NothingButTrouble

Oh, dear God! What the hell are those things?! #NothingButTrouble

They look like giant mutant babies! This is terrible! Please make it stop!!!! #NothingButTrouble

Hey it’s the Digital Underground! Maybe there’s something good about this film after all. #NothingButTrouble

I think the reason Aykroyd cast the group Digital Underground in the film was so he would come across as hip to teen audiences. #NothingButTrouble

Hey the late great Tupac Shakur! #NothingButTrouble

I like how this film just stops so it could be a music video for a few minutes. #NothingButTrouble

You know there’s a lot of things I expected to see in my life but seeing John Candy in a wedding dress wasn’t one of them #NothingButTrouble

I like how Tupac Shakur looks so bored in the background of these wedding scene between Chase & Candy. #NothingButTrouble

Yeah, I can’t imagine everyone who was involved in this film would have actually thought this was going to be any good. #NothingButTrouble

Instead of NOTHING BU T TROUBLE, the film should have been titles Dan Aykroyd’s LEATHERFACE: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSCARE PART 2: THE NEXT GENERATION: THE BEGINNING 3D. #NothingButTrouble

Just like the explosions in this scene, this film blows too. #NothingButTrouble

Yeah, I like to know where Aykroyd and his family got all this junk for their backyard. #NothingButTrouble

So… What happened to the Brazilian brother & sister? It’s been a while since we rave seen them. #NothingButTrouble

Oh, geez. They seriously brought out the army and the national guard to arrest Aykroyd and his family. #NothingButTrouble

Wow. The police and the army are actually friends with Aykroyd. What a shock. I didn’t see that coming at all. #NothingButTrouble

Now there’s a earthquake for some reason. This film is just throwing crap at the screen now, isn’t it? #NothingButTrouble

Just like this scene, this film was a natural disaster too. #NothingButTrouble

Oh, good. We now know what happened to the Brazilian brother & sister. That’s good. I was worried there for a second. #NothingButTrouble

What a shock. Aykroyd managed to survive that earthquake who didn’t see that coming as well? #NothingButTrouble

Ummm… Is it just me or does Aykroyd’s character’s nose look exactly like a penis? ‘Cause it seriously looks like it. #NothingButTrouble I like the how the final shot of the film is Chase making a cartoon style human shape hole in the wall. #NothingButTrouble

Well, that’s the end of this awful film. I think that’s pretty clear that only person to blame for this is Dan Aykroyd. #NothingButTrouble

I hope everyone enjoyed reading this 49th edition of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Now what most of you probably don’t already know, this month marks a big milestone for Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon. Why’s that you ask? ‘Cause the next article that will be posted at the end of this month will mark the 50th edition of the article. So I thought that to celebrate this special occasion instead of asking you readers to pick which bad film I should watch and live-tweet, I would pick the film myself. So which bad film have I chosen for this milestone 50th edition of the article? I’ve decided that I’m going to do it on a film that is classified by many as being one of the most infamous, controversial and notorious bad films ever made: the 1979 erotic historical drama CALIGULA. It’s going to be a complete doozy, so you don’t miss out on that one. Keep a look out for it at the end of July!

Written by Bede Jermyn

 

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